Let me tell you about my Saturday morning, internets!
Silence has been not using the litterbox as often as we’d all like, and she has come under the mistaken impression that blanketed surfaces are an acceptable substitute. Therefore, we’ve been closing the bedroom doors whenever nobody is around to prevent her peeing on the beds (paricularly Iris’s bed).
Saturday morning, I saw that the door to Iris’s room was open, and I hurried to check her bed (yay, the comforter wasn’t peed!) and shut Silence out. A little while later, I’m getting Iris dressed and she’s playing, “run away! i want you to chase me!”. She dives into bed to hide under the covers. “Becca, my arm is poopy!” There’s cat poop all over her arm, and, on closer inspection, her pillowcase, pillow, and comforter cover. Bleh. I strip down the bed, give Iris a quick bath, and put the offending items into the laundry basket. As I head downstairs, I notice that the futon in the living room has a suspicious puddle on it. Cat pee. Meh. I blot up the puddle and put the couch blanket and futon cover into the laundry basket. As I’m carrying the laundry basket to the washer, I slip and fall on the kitchen floor. My foot feels warm and wet, and something smells terrible. I’d just slipped and fallen on a cat turd.
(From then on, the day got better though. I got me and the floor cleaned and laundry washed. Silence spent most of the day outside (it had stopped raining and there was actually a little sun). Ben came out of his funk, and the five of us did a few errands and went over to SF, where we ate Indian food for lunch. The babies even slept on BART.